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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the misbehaving that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

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Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either ....

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In a moment you will see a unique photograph………. 

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What's so special about 
this?  

  
• This is a picture of a rock formation near a lake in Burma .. The photo can only be taken on a specific day once a year when the sun rays touch the rocks at a certain angle.  

  
•         Tilt your head to the left and then look at it again….  

  

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Did you notice anything different?  

  Yes or no? 

  
Now I will turn the whole scene vertical 

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  Respect & Protect Nature & Life 
 

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Fw: Fwd: Belatted Mother's Day message

Thanks KS,   really precious ! ha,ha.

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GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)

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To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,

grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control,

you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend

to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was
'DON'T! '

'Don't what ?'
Adam replied.


'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.'
God said.


'Forbidden fruit
?
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! '

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' No Way
! '
'Yes way! '

'Do NOT eat the fruit
! '
said God.


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'Why? '

'Because I am your Father and I said so
! '
God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked
!
'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit
? '
God asked.


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'Uh huh,'
Adam replied.


'Then why did you
? '
said the Father.


'I don't know,'
said Eve.
'She started it
! '
Adam said.


'Did not
! '
'Did too! '
'DID NOT! '

Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

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If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you
?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
!

1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.


2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.


3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.


5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own.


6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.

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ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your nursing home one day!


AND FINALLY:


IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:



'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN'
AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!

Quick,
send this on to ten people within the next five minutes.
Nothing will happen if you don't,
but if you do,
Ten people will be laughing!!!

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Fw: Obama Bribed Pastor, DNC Now 'Sort-of' Accepting Corporate Donations, Newsweek's Controversial Cover

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Obama Offered Former Pastor $150,000 To Stay Quiet During 2008 Campaign

Obama Offered Former Pastor $150,000 To Stay Quiet During 2008 Campaign

The New York Post released an excerpt from Edward Klein’s unauthorized biography of Barack Obama titled, “The Amateur.” The excerpt details the lengths Obama went to in attempts to silence his former pastor. Jeremiah Wright. Wright is qu... Read more…
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Video: Obama Forgot To Cut The Deficit In Half By End of First Term

Video: Obama Forgot To Cut The Deficit In Half By End of First Term

"That's why today I'm pledging to cut the deficit we inherited by half by the end of my first term in office." - Barack Obama, February 2009. "The American people are tired of politicians who ta... Read more…
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Corporate Donors Are Paying For the DNC Through a

Corporate Donors Are Paying For the DNC Through a "Special Fund"

Democrats have decided not to accept corporate donations for the Democratic National Convention this summer, opting instead for a more ‘grassroots’ campaign to include the middle class it has been so obviously recruiting. However, the Wall Str... Read more…
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Newsweek: Obama First Gay President

Newsweek: Obama First Gay President

President Obama's announcement of his support for same-sex marrige has become fodder for opponents and supporters alike, but Newsweek's upcoming issue takes it one step further: calling him a "Gay President" on its cover. Andrew Sullivan, an openl... Read more…
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Video: Senator Rand Paul Didn't Know If Obama's Views 'Could Get Any Gayer'

Video: Senator Rand Paul Didn't Know If Obama's Views 'Could Get Any Gayer'

At a speech in Iowa, Rand Paul (R - Kentucky) didn't know that Obama's view on same-sex marriage could get any 'gayer.'... Read more…
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Beach Boy Gets Profane In Criticism Of Obama

Beach Boy Gets Profane In Criticism Of Obama

Although he may be no political pundit, Beach Boys singer Bruce Johnston can still get his message concerning the President heard. “Obama’s an a**hole,” Johnston said according to TMZ. “Unless you’re interested in never having any money ... Read more…
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Obama's Very Flawed Energy Strategy Doesn't Even Mention Coal

Obama's Very Flawed Energy Strategy Doesn't Even Mention Coal

Now, I am not saying whether or not coal is a good or bad thing for the economy or the environment, all I am saying is that it is a significant part of our economy. This picture above is Obama's "All of the Above" energy strategy. Isn't it kind of ... Read more…
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14 May
newsletter

In This Issue:

divider
Obama Offered Former Pastor $150,000 To Stay Quiet During 2008 Campaign

Obama Offered Former Pastor $150,000 To Stay Quiet During 2008 Campaign

The New York Post released an excerpt from Edward Klein’s unauthorized biography of Barack Obama titled, “The Amateur.” The excerpt details the lengths Obama went to in attempts to silence his former pastor. Jeremiah Wright. Wright is qu... Read more…
divider
Video: Obama Forgot To Cut The Deficit In Half By End of First Term

Video: Obama Forgot To Cut The Deficit In Half By End of First Term

"That's why today I'm pledging to cut the deficit we inherited by half by the end of my first term in office." - Barack Obama, February 2009. "The American people are tired of politicians who ta... Read more…
divider
Corporate Donors Are Paying For the DNC Through a

Corporate Donors Are Paying For the DNC Through a "Special Fund"

Democrats have decided not to accept corporate donations for the Democratic National Convention this summer, opting instead for a more ‘grassroots’ campaign to include the middle class it has been so obviously recruiting. However, the Wall Str... Read more…
divider
Newsweek: Obama First Gay President

Newsweek: Obama First Gay President

President Obama's announcement of his support for same-sex marrige has become fodder for opponents and supporters alike, but Newsweek's upcoming issue takes it one step further: calling him a "Gay President" on its cover. Andrew Sullivan, an openl... Read more…
divider
Video: Senator Rand Paul Didn't Know If Obama's Views 'Could Get Any Gayer'

Video: Senator Rand Paul Didn't Know If Obama's Views 'Could Get Any Gayer'

At a speech in Iowa, Rand Paul (R - Kentucky) didn't know that Obama's view on same-sex marriage could get any 'gayer.'... Read more…
divider
Beach Boy Gets Profane In Criticism Of Obama

Beach Boy Gets Profane In Criticism Of Obama

Although he may be no political pundit, Beach Boys singer Bruce Johnston can still get his message concerning the President heard. “Obama’s an a**hole,” Johnston said according to TMZ. “Unless you’re interested in never having any money ... Read more…
divider
Obama's Very Flawed Energy Strategy Doesn't Even Mention Coal

Obama's Very Flawed Energy Strategy Doesn't Even Mention Coal

Now, I am not saying whether or not coal is a good or bad thing for the economy or the environment, all I am saying is that it is a significant part of our economy. This picture above is Obama's "All of the Above" energy strategy. Isn't it kind of ... Read more…
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Subject: A Desert Love Story......
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Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel        with 
two
huge camel humps.

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He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had                    one perfect camel hump.
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As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps.
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They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy.
They finally decided on......
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...                                                                It's a nice story and better than a lot of the junk I send you.

Wine a little.....You'll feel better.........

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Fw: Transfer Notice for your due Funds (US$2,000,000).

This is a SCAM !!!!!  Don't fall for this !!!!!!!!!

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: DR DANLADI IMIYA KIFASI <oracle@marlys.com>
To:
Sent: Saturday, May 12, 2012 6:43 PM
Subject: Transfer Notice for your due Funds (US$2,000,000).

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE. (F.M.F.)
Office of the Permanent Secretary Ministry Of Finance       
Ahmadu Bello Way, Central Business District
Abuja, Nigeria.
TEL: +2348154696326. (Hot-Line)

               


Ref:  FMF/SGH/019/08                   

                Ref:  FMF/SGH/019/08                   

                                                   
Date: 12th May  2012.

ATTN:  PAYMENT FILE NUMBER: A

                    Transfer Notice for your due Funds (US$2,000,000).

Payment File No: A..

24Hours Service

It is very important that the recipient of this Letter should call this office in order to confirm it to us that this very Letter was received by the true beneficiary .

You are advised to read this Letter very carefully because every paragraph explains what you need to know about the Release and Transfer of your due Funds.

At this point, we wish to remind you to stop all further contact with any person or person(s) whom is not recommended by this Ministry. Our Intelligence Monitoring Unit (I.M.U), Code of Conduct Bureau, Legal Unit and The Nigerian Police Force (N.P.F) have already apprehended some of those suspects whom attempted to divert your Funds.

You are advised to stop all further contact with any office(s) or person(s) because they are WANTED criminal suspects.

As the Permanent Secretary Ministry Of Finance Nigeria, I work on behalf of the Paying Bank of Nigeria (United Bank of Africa) under the supervision of the honorable President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

We have acknowledged your previous email response and to that effect we are glad to announce it to you today that the honorable President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria and the Accountant General of the Federation have collectively Approved and signed the Order to Release and Transfer being the certified documentation authorizing us (The Federal Ministry of Finance) to credit your nominated Bank Account..

A copy of the Order to Release and Transfer have been forwarded to our international remittance department for the onward crediting of your Funds.

In other words, we put it to you that we are ready to remit your said Funds into your choice Bank Account because we have a 3-4 working days time constrain to Pay-off each beneficiary short-listed to be Paid by this Ministry.  Our Legal Unit have already reviewed your Payment Files and they have passed it on to my desk for me to Pay you accordingly, so be rest assured that you will receive your due Funds as soon as possible. Officially, you will receive your due Funds via an "foreign Bank  Transfer" which will enable your Funds reflect in your choice Bank Account within 48hours after effect. This mode of Payment is defined as one of the best and safest mode to remit huge Funds internationally as it is absolutely different from the usual swift transfer which takes longer time.  Most Banks within the United States of America, Europe and other developed countries operate with the "Foreign bank Transfer" for international transfers because it is a recent innovation in the Banking
  industry.

Certainly we shall transfer your valued US$2,000,000 from the Sundry/Suspense Account of the Federal Government of Nigeria being the official Account for international/foreign Payments/debts.  A Sundry/Suspense Account can be defined as a secret Account owned by a government and operated by certain assigned government officials being the authorized signatories whom must sign before Funds can be remitted from such account. For this very account no form of direct withdrawals can be made from it except a Bank to Bank wire transfer which must be Approved by the honorable President being the principal signatory to the account.

Consequent to the fact that I am responsible to Pay you, it is still my duty to enlighten you on the accurate steps to take in order for you to gain full possession of this said Funds being Approved in your name.

In the combat against fraud, Funds diversion and Funds delay, we have re-lengthily ensured that several foreign beneficiaries have been Paid accordingly in order to retain and rekindle our country's reputation on the global map because this recent government dispensation is focused and targeted to relieve all foreign debts as mandated by The Senate, The National House of Assembly, The Federal Executive Council (F.E.C), Code of Conduct Bureau and The Federal Ministry of Finance (F.M.F).  Already, a lot of foreign beneficiaries have been Paid by this Ministry so yours will not be an exception considering the fact that the honorable President have Approved your due Funds.

In accordance to section (1) paragraph 9 of the Settlement Edict Law of The Federal Republic of Nigeria of 1992, it is imperative that you provide us with the below listed information so that we can Pay you.

1. Bank Name and Address.
2.. Bank Account Number.
3. Account Holder's Full Name. 
4. Routing Number/Swift Code (very important). 
5. Your Residential Address. 
6. Your mobile or home telephone Number. 
7. A form of identification (I.D Card or Driver's License) is also required for official references.

The TRUTH is what we stand for. TEL: +2348154696326.
This Official Letter is being issued to you by "The Federal Ministry of Finance" in collaboration with The Presidency.


Copied to:

The Accountant General of The Federation.
United Bank Of Africa (UBA).
The President's office.


Yours Sincerely,
DR  DR DANLADI IMIYA KIFASI.
Permanent Secretary Ministry of finance
Federal Republic Of Nigeria.     
Direct Tel: +2348154696326. 


Fw: Fwd: : Sweet animal story

Thanks KS, that was heartwarming !

In 2003, police in Warwickshire , England , opened a garden shed and found a whimpering, cowering dog. The dog had been locked in the shed and abandoned. It was dirty and malnourished, and had quite clearly been abused.


In an act of kindness, the police took the dog, which was a female greyhound, to the Nuneaton Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary, which is run by a man named Geoff Grewcock, and known as a haven for animals abandoned, orphaned, or otherwise in need.


Geoff and the other sanctuary staff went to work with two aims: to restore the dog to full health, and to win her trust. It took several weeks, but eventually both goals were achieved. They named her Jasmine, and they started to think about finding her an adoptive home.

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Jasmine, however, had other ideas. No one quite remembers how it came about, but Jasmine started welcoming all animal arrivals at the sanctuary. It would not matter if it were a puppy, a fox cub, a rabbit or, any other lost or hurting animal. Jasmine would just peer into the box or cage and, when and where possible, deliver a welcoming lick.


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Geoff relates one of the early incidents. "We had two puppies that had been abandoned by a nearby railway line. One was a Lakeland Terrier cross and another was a Jack Russell Doberman cross. They were tiny when they arrived at the centre, and Jasmine approached them and grabbed one by the scruff of the neck in her mouth and put him on the settee. Then she fetched the other one and sat down with them, cuddling them."


"But she is like that with all of our animals, even the rabbits. She takes all the stress out of them, and it helps them to not only feel close to her, but to settle into their new surroundings. She has done the same with the fox and badger cubs, she licks the rabbits and guinea pigs, and even lets the birds perch on the bridge of her nose."


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Jasmine, the timid, abused, deserted waif, became the animal sanctuary's resident surrogate mother, a role for which she might have been born. The list of orphaned and abandoned youngsters she has cared for comprises five fox cubs, four badger cubs, fifteen chicks, eight guinea pigs, two stray puppies and fifteen rabbits - and one roe deer fawn. Tiny Bramble, eleven weeks old, was found semi-conscious in a field. Upon arrival at the sanctuary, Jasmine cuddled up to her to keep her warm, and then went into the full foster-mum role. Jasmine the greyhound showers Bramble the roe deer with affection, and makes sure nothing is matted.


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"They are inseparable," says Geoff. "Bramble walks between her legs, and they keep kissing each other. They walk together round the sanctuary. It's a real treat to see them."


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Jasmine will continue to care for Bramble until she is old enough to be returned to woodland life. When that happens, Jasmine will not be lonely. She will be too busy showering love and affection on the next orphan or victim of abuse.


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Pictured from the left are: "Toby", a stray Lakeland dog; "Bramble", orphaned roe deer; "Buster", a stray Jack Russell; a dumped rabbit; "Sky", an injured barn owl; and "Jasmine", with a mother's heart doing best what a caring mother would do...and such is the order of God's Creation.

So you can pass this story on, and maybe make someone else's day to be just a little brighter!

PLEASE NOTE: Due to number fraudulent cashier's checks circulating within Oklahoma, FirsTitle and Abstract Services, LLC now requires that all closing funds of $5,000.00 or more be tendered in the form of a wire transfer. Our wiring instructions will be sent with every commitment and will be available upon request.


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